ANATOMICAL GIFT (RED ANTLER)

Based loosely on the true story I just made up about a mythical crimson deer that visits children two days after Chinese New Year to deliver new chopsticks made from splinters of his mighty antlers. He bestows these blessed utensils only to children who have behaved all year long and renounced all temptation to eat dairy. The luckiest children will find their freshly shredded chopsticks still warm and moist with deer’s blood.

(Santa is God For Kids)

1/2006

$300